Donald Trump Sticker – Funny Anti Trump Ransom Note Sticker | $3.50 + Free Shipping

Donald Trump Fugly Slut Ransom Note Sticker – $3.50 (with FREE shipping!) Use coupon code 8647 to get free shipping!

Let’s be real: sometimes words just aren’t enough. Sometimes you need a bold, unapologetic, ransom-note-style sticker that absolutely screams what’s been lingering on the tip of your tongue every time you turn on the news. Enter: The Donald Trump Fugly Slut Ransom Note Sticker—a tiny rectangle of truth, sass, and pure unfiltered chaos, here to jazz up your laptop, water bottle, or wherever else you like to slap the tea.

This sticker doesn’t whisper. It doesn’t politely clear its throat. It doesn’t beat around the bush. It stomps in with glitter platform boots, steals the mic, and reads the room to filth.

For just $3.50 (yes, you read that right) you get a high-quality, durable vinyl sticker that’s waterproof, weather-resistant, and practically indestructible—unlike certain fragile egos we could name. Plus, we ship it for free. No shipping fees. No nonsense. Just straight-up sass delivered to your door like a spicy little gift from the Sticker Gods.

Why You Need This Sticker:

• Because you have taste. Your laptop cover is begging for it. Your water bottle is basically naked without it. Don’t leave your surfaces unclothed. Stick responsibly.

• Because shade is an art form. This sticker takes inspiration from ransom notes, Mean Girls energy, and the kind of petty that can only be described as delicious.

• Because you love a bargain. $3.50 and free shipping? That’s less than your sad gas station iced coffee that doesn’t even taste good. And unlike that coffee, this sticker won’t give you the jitters.

• Because it’s therapy. Every time you see it, you’ll smile. Every time someone else sees it, they’ll gasp, laugh, or ask where you got it. (Answer: “the internet’s sassiest sticker shop, darling.”)

Where To Stick It:

• Laptops – Because work emails are less painful when your coworkers know you have no problem dragging fools in ransom-note font.

• Water bottles – Stay hydrated and stay shady.

• Notebooks/journals – Perfect for documenting your daily rage while sipping overpriced lattes.

• Bathroom mirrors – So you can gas yourself up with savage energy every morning.

• Gift wrap – Surprise your politically like-minded bestie with the sticker equivalent of a mic drop.

The Vibe:

This sticker is giving:

• “Regina George, but with a political science degree.”

• “Your cool gay cousin who always brings the best gossip to Thanksgiving.”

• “A group chat screenshot made physical.”

• “The middle finger in sticker form.”

Basically—it’s art, darling.

Product Deets:

• Size: Bold enough to be noticed, but not so big that it hijacks your entire laptop lid.

• Material: High-quality vinyl, waterproof, UV-protected, scratch-resistant. Translation: this sticker will survive longer than most reality TV marriages.

• Price: $3.50. That’s pocket change. You literally have coins rattling around in your car cup holder worth more than this.

• Shipping: FREE. Yes, free. Because we believe in spreading sass without making you cry at checkout.

The Bottom Line:

You don’t need another boring sticker. You need a sticker with personality. With punch. With unapologetic energy that says, “I have zero time for fools, but plenty of time for fashionably savage commentary.”

For only $3.50, you can own a piece of sticker history—a bold declaration, a tiny protest, a portable roast. Stick it, flaunt it, and let the world know that your sense of humor is razor sharp, your taste is impeccable, and your budget is thriving.

Get it now. Put it everywhere. And most importantly? Enjoy the free shipping, because unlike some people, we actually deliver on our promises.