“Your Stick Family Was Delicious” Sticker 🦖🍽️

$6.00

“Your Stick Family Was Delicious” Dinosaur Sticker 🦖🍽️

Oops—looks like your cute little stick family became a prehistoric snack. This hilarious sticker is perfect for anyone who thinks those stick figure families on car windows could use a little spicing up (or, in this case, chewing up). Whether you’re a dino lover, a chaos enthusiast, or just really tired of suburban clichés, this sticker gets the point across: T-Rex was hungry, and your family was conveniently bite-sized.

🦖 Perfect for cars, laptops, water bottles, and intimidating minivan drivers.
😂 Pairs well with dark humor, Jurassic Park marathons, and an utter disregard for convention.
💦 Waterproof, durable, and guaranteed to make soccer moms do a double take.

Stick it on and let the world know—survival of the fittest, folks. 😈

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“Your Stick Family Was Delicious” Dinosaur Sticker 🦖🍴

T-Rex doesn’t care about your car decals—he just saw an all-you-can-eat buffet. This sticker is the perfect way to add some prehistoric chaos to those overly wholesome stick figure families. Whether you’re a dino lover, a mischief-maker, or just someone who enjoys watching people do a double take at red lights, this one’s for you.

🔥 Perfect for cars, laptops, and making suburbanites question their life choices.
😂 Pairs well with sarcasm, Jurassic Park quotes, and an appetite for destruction.
💦 Waterproof, durable, and 100% carnivore-approved.

Stick it on and remind the world—extinction is forever, but humor is timeless. 😎

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