Funny Snowstorm Prep Sticker: The 1 Essential Survival Item

Get Ready for Winter with the Funny Snowstorm Prep Sticker

Forget the French Toast—grab the corkscrew. ❄️🍷

When the sky turns gray and the local news starts panicking, there are two types of people: those fighting over the last loaf of bread in a crowded grocery store aisle, and those who are already home, feet up, cracking open a bottle of “survival juice.”

If your idea of a blizzard emergency involves a cocktail shaker rather than a whisk, this Funny Snowstorm Prep Sticker was made specifically for you. It’s more than just a piece of vinyl; it’s a public service announcement for anyone who knows that you simply cannot survive a week-long freeze on 2% milk and dry toast alone.

Why the “Priorities” Sticker is a Winter Essential

We realized that most winter gear is too serious, so we designed the Funny Snowstorm Prep Sticker to bring some much-needed humor to those dark, icy months.

Everyone has seen the “Milk, Bread, and Eggs” craze. It’s a phenomenon that sweeps the nation every time a snowflake falls. But let’s be honest—when the power goes out and the heater is struggling, a cold glass of milk is the last thing you want. You need something with a bit more… spirit.

Our Snowstorm Prep List Sticker features a high-contrast checklist design that tells the truth. We’ve crossed out the boring stuff and put a big, green checkmark next to the only item that truly matters: ALCOHOL.

Built for the Elements (And Your Cooler)

When you buy a Funny Snowstorm Prep Sticker from OMG Stickers, you aren’t just getting a joke; you’re getting a premium vinyl decal built to survive the sub-zero temps.

• Weatherproof Vinyl: Whether it’s stuck to your laptop during a cozy indoor work session or on your favorite outdoor cooler, this sticker can handle it.

• UV Resistant: Even when the sun finally comes out and reflects off that blinding white snow, your sticker won’t fade.

• Dishwasher Safe: Go ahead and put it on your favorite tumbler or growler. It’s tough enough to survive the wash.

The Perfect Gift for the “Snowed In” Season

Looking for a unique gift for a coworker, a hilarious stocking stuffer, or a “just because” gift for your favorite bartender? This sticker is a crowd-pleaser. It fits perfectly inside a card or can be paired with a bottle of wine or a six-pack for the ultimate “Blizzard Survival Kit.” It’s a great conversation starter at winter parties and a hilarious way to decorate your bar cart. Whether you’re treating yourself or a friend, this Funny Snowstorm Prep Sticker is the best way to lighten the mood when the flakes start falling.

Where to Stick It:

• Laptops & Tablets: Bring a little humor to your remote work setup.

• Water Bottles & Tumblers: Perfect for those 40oz mugs that hold your “emergency” hot toddy.

• Coolers & Bar Carts: Let everyone know exactly what’s inside.

• Ski Gear: Decorate your helmet or roof rack for the lodge.

How to Apply for Maximum Longevity

To ensure your Funny Snowstorm Prep Sticker stays put until the spring thaw, follow these steps:

1. Clean the surface: Use a little rubbing alcohol to remove any oils or dust.

2. Peel and Place: Carefully peel the backing and start from one edge to avoid air bubbles.

3. Smooth it out: Use a credit card or your thumb to press down firmly.

Stay warm, stay toasted, and remember: wine doesn’t need electricity to work.

By the way! Before the flakes start falling, make sure to check the National Weather Service for the latest blizzard updates in your area. Once you know the storm is coming, grab your Funny Snowstorm Prep Sticker and get your home bar ready!

Not ready for the snow? Check out our full range of waterproof decals and fun items at OMG Stickers Home.